My favorite is the fifth one =). Some of these you have to think about for a bit before they strike you as funny. Think about it in the context of what the person was really trying to say.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road! I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and drove over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
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