Complete vs. Finished.

If you look up the definitions of "complete" and "finished" in the dictionary, they mean pretty much the same thing. Someone asked a linguist, "what is the difference between these words?" He answered, "well, think of it this way: if you find the right girl and marry her, you are complete. If you marry the wrong girl, you are finished. If you marry the right girl and do it with the wrong girl, you are completely finished." Told to me by my father. =)