"When you call me that, smile."
"He's two, but I'm two three."
"You three-faced triple crosser."
"I child-proofed my house, but they still keep getting in."
"Girls are from the dark side, and exist solely to make boys lives difficult and give them a reason to rely on God." Fr. Moss
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" (an enraged parent)
"The Soprano, she's a big...ah...well, she carries alot of weight through the Opera. She's about 4 and a half feet tall, lying down. And she comes in from the left side of the stage in a single pile."
"It isn't my fault! I didn't want to be a monster! The gods willed it!"
"You want hair, marry a monkey."
"He's the only man I know who was born at the bottom and went down in the world."
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